The nice thing about banging your head against a wall is, it feels so good when you stop.
-Vathara, Fanfiction

Last I heard, the cavalry didn't come over the hill anymore. That's how it is in the Agency. In the world in general. Every man for himself and devil take the hindmost, and all that. When the chips are down, you're on your own.

Looks like somebody forgot to tell these guys.

"Are you ready O'Neill?"
"No. Give me a warning!"
"I am going to shoot you."
"Not what I meant."
-Teal'c, Jack, Stargate

"How dare you come into my house waving a gun!"
"Not waving. Pointing. Sit Down."
-Stargate, Chain Reaction
EPIC

"Why do the FBI always stick their morgues in the most depressing basement they can find?" ~Bones

"I'm awake. I'm just not interested."
- what i wish i could say to that annoying paranoid conspiracy radical who calls himself a teacher

"Did someone forget to tell you that you should never bring a knife to a gunfight?"
"Must have been the same idiot that forgot to tell you to never mess with me!"