"I may run and hide, but I'll never tell a lie."
-Duo Maxwell

"Duo, you don't believe in God but you believe in a god of Death?"
"Sure! I've never seen any miracles, but I've seen a lot of dead people!"
-Conversation Duo had with a nun...

"That's right Heero, remember, bring a gun to a gunfight- don't bring a knife. On second thought, bring the knife too, you may need it."
-Me, talking to a tv show...

"I will become the god of Death once again! But now, I need some sleep."
-Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing

"If I were moving any slower, I'd have to speed up to stand still."
-A guy at the dorms. Just think about it for a while.

"It was once said that a black man would become president when pigs flew. Well behold, 100 days into his presidency, swine flu."
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