Vacation talk

Me: "I told her the word gullible isn't in the dictionary."
lil-sis: "It's not! I looked it up!"


Cousin, during card game: "This is going to require a LOT more cheese dip."

"You'd be so pretty if it weren't for your face!"

"Who makes a double edged pocket knife?"
"Someone who sells bandaids."
-Family conversation