"I always watch what I eat, but it still goes down."

"All I see in your blade is 'fear.' When you block you're 'afraid of getting hit,' when you defend someone you're 'afraid of them dying,' when you attack you're 'afraid of hurting me.' It should be when you block, 'I won't let you hit me.' When you protect someone, 'I won't let you die!' When you attack, 'I'm going to cut you!'"
-Uramura, Bleach

"This tastes like chicken."
"So what's the problem?"
"It's macaroni and cheese."
-Daniel, Carter Stargate SG-1, The First Commandment.

"Do you remember Jack?"
"Of course! He has the name of my love!"
-Conversation between Fruit Bat and I.
Hint- I am not the one who is in love with Jack.

"I've learned something. Don't be a needle in a haystack- they can burn down haystacks and sift through the wreckage. Be a needle in a pile of needles."
-Vathara, Star Wars/Kenshin fanfic, Fanfiction.net