"I don't want you to wait until Sunday night and say, 'It's easter! God will write my paper for me!'"

"There were a whole hell of a lot. That's a mathmatical number."
-my professors

"Why am I here?"
"Because killing people is illegal."
-NCIS

"Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred."
-10 things i hate about you

"Whoops."
"Whoops? my insurance doesn't cover PMS!"
-10 things I hate about you.

NCIS

"You hurt my boy, and I will kill your brothers, your uncles, your father, and after their funerals, I will kill you."
"No brothers, no uncles, and my father passed years ago. I do have three ex-wives that I will gladly provide names and addresses for."
-Mob boss, Gibbs, The Bone Yard, NCIS
Roflmao!!!

Yea, Though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil.
For I am the meanest Son-of-a-B**** in the whole damn valley.