"Well aren't you a smarty-pants."
"But I like these pants."

-A coworker and myself. Aren't I a snarker? XP

on the phone, during a long pause
"Dead siiiiilence!"

"You're dumb for a rich guy."
"You're just plain dumb."
"Touche`!"

-Yugiohabridged

"People are so vulnerable to suggestion. If we believe we are sick, our bodies fail. If we believe we can't breathe, we suffocate."
-Jineh Udo, Rurouni Kenshin (vol. 2)