"I was awake when the sun was just a dream of the night."
-me

"This sudden lack of intestinal fortitude ill-suits you."
-Mareg, Grandia 2 (classic... translation- dude, what happened to your guts?)

"You can do whatever you want. Er, anything good anyway. Plant a tree, kiss a baby, whatever."
-Ryudo, Grandia 2

"I'm hoping to get out early."
"What a coincidence, I am too!"
-My biology teacher and a student.

"We've added men, does that mean we've all gone to hell?"
-My music appreciation teacher.

"Memori morti- as I am now, so too will you be."

"Sign the waver forms. Your death is nobody's fault but your own."
-Honors leader

"The day you're too old to make faces in the mirror, the mirror wins."
-Me... with apologies if anyone said it first.