"No, no, I fully expected the other shoe to drop."
"It is our hope that this will be the last footwear to fall."
-Stargate SG1
Aliens just don't get sayings...

Someday, in one of my stories, two characters will have the following conversation...
"If you were any kind of smart you'd get out of here now!"
"Ah, but you should know best, I am not any kind of smart, but rather, several kinds of stupid."

"The universe is so vast, and there is only one thing we can ever truly control."
"What's that?"
"Whether we are good, or evil."
-Oma D'Sala, Stargate SG1

"You ever hear about… alternate dimensions? Flip a coin, and in this universe it winds up heads, an' in some other it's tails, an' in others farther away you miss catching it, an' it rolls off and gets stuck under the sofa, and the minute you spend digging it out means you miss getting hit by a train?"
-Flat Tire with Bad Guys, Vathara, Fanfiction.net
AWESOME

"You're different than what they say."
"What do they say?"
"Um... they say that... you're the world's only living heart donor."
"How droll."
"They also say that you think 'morals' are wall paintings, and 'scruples' is Russian money. Then there's my favorite, it's really quite witty..."
"That's enough."
-Sabrina

"You went to my apartment?!"
"I let her in."
"We were elbow deep in your underwear drawer- it was like touching the Shroud of Turin."
-Sabrina

"You let her go alone?!"
"I told her goodbye, and I think I wished her well. I also told her that it was sort of awkward having my brother's hand-me-downs, and that you'd always treated your women well in the past, and that I was sure she would be compensated for... whatever."
*PUNCHED IN THE FACE*
"I told you! I told you! He loves her!"
-Sabrina
My favorite scene. Punched in the face. Awesome.

Quotes From History Class

"They're going to take the map of Europe...*points at map*...and that's not the map of Europe...and they're going to redraw it."

"You will not have a weapons or a military anymore."
"What?!"
"Yes."

"How much do you think you had to pay in order to be in the KKK?"
"Two pillow cases and a bed sheet?"

"I believe in the ROCK of ages, not the ROCKS of age." (Referring to the John Scopes trial)

"Germany and promise. Two words that NEVER go together."

"Nobody in their right mind wants war, except Hitler. But he wasn't in his right mind."

These were all said by my teacher and/or classmates.

"You monkey worshipers are going to have to give up your other religion of global warming because if Darwinism is true, then we will adapt to the changing global conditions... right?"
- statesman.com/opinion posted april 1st editorial 'Put Tx edu. board under a microscope.'