"You're different than what they say."
"What do they say?"
"Um... they say that... you're the world's only living heart donor."
"How droll."
"They also say that you think 'morals' are wall paintings, and 'scruples' is Russian money. Then there's my favorite, it's really quite witty..."
"That's enough."
-Sabrina

"You went to my apartment?!"
"I let her in."
"We were elbow deep in your underwear drawer- it was like touching the Shroud of Turin."
-Sabrina

"You let her go alone?!"
"I told her goodbye, and I think I wished her well. I also told her that it was sort of awkward having my brother's hand-me-downs, and that you'd always treated your women well in the past, and that I was sure she would be compensated for... whatever."
*PUNCHED IN THE FACE*
"I told you! I told you! He loves her!"
-Sabrina
My favorite scene. Punched in the face. Awesome.