Caitlin: "Excuse me."
Annoying Teenager: "Oh, anytime! What's your name?"
Caitlin:"Can you please move?"
Annoying Teenager:"What's the rush? We're going to get there at the same time."
Caitlin:"Do you know Karate?"
Annoying Teenager:"What?"
Caitlin:"I give free samples."


Caitlin: "I don't know why I have to go all the way to Texas to be told what's wrong with me, I could stay at Santini Air!"

Caitlin: "Yes Mom! I know I can't have a baby with a helicopter!"

String: "You get the car, I'll get her dressed."
*raised eyebrows*
String: "Figuratively."

-Airwolf, Flight #093 is Missing

Movie Director: "Now, you two are lovers, saying goodbye, there's a war, you may never see each other again, so put some emotion into that kiss!"
String: *grins*
Caitlin: "You try it and I'll bite your lip."
-Airwolf, The Truth About Holly

"How much have you had to drink this evening?"
"I haven't drunk anything, we've just come from... where'd we come from?"
Actual conversation between officer and drunk driver... lol

Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade's gonna suck.

I smile because you've finally driven me insane!

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

I have CDO, it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be.

The ONLY thing we have to fear is FEAR ITSELF...and spiders.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

I talk in movie quotes.

3 out of 2 people are bad at fractions.

Anyone can get hit by a moving car. It takes skill to get hit by a parked car.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Can we go back to kindergarten when drama was getting your crayons stolen, cutting was stealing a spot in line, and getting high was on the swings?

"I'm so sorry if my agonizing pain is inconveniencing you."
-Shawn, Psych

" 'You can come to me if you ever need to cry,' Those words have been supporting me all along. But what am I supposed to do when you're the one who makes me cry?"
-Kodomo no Omocha

On Cheza-
"Well at least she's in the green water again. That mean's she'll last longer, right?"
"Not exactly..."
"What, did they forget to put in miracle-grow? You can't use the cheap knockoffs you know."