"To the death!"
"No! To the pain."
"I'm not sure I'm familiar with that phrase."
"I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand you warthog faced buffoon."
"That may be the first time a man has dared insult me."
"It won't be the last. To the pain means that first you lose your feet at the ankles, then your arms at the wrists, followed by your nose."
"And then my tongue I suppose. I killed you too quickly last time, a mistake I intend to remedy tonight."
"I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your eyes (?)-"
"And then my ears I understand let's get on with it!"
"Wrong! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at the sight of your hideousness will be yours to cherish, so that every woman's cry of 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will echo forever in your perfect ears. THAT is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery for ever."
"I think you're bluffing."
"It's possible. I might be bluffing. It's concieveble that I only lie here, because I lack the strength to stand. But then again, perhaps I have the strength after all." *stands* "Drop. Your. Sword."
*Sword clatters to the ground.*
-The Princess Bride, Weslely and Prince Humperdink
(This was entirely from memory, so I apologize for any discrepancies with the actual lines.)
"I do not mean to pry, but do you by any chance have six fingers on your left hand?"
"Do all your conversations start this way?"
-The Princess Bride
"Why are you smiling?"
"Because I know something you don't know!"
"What is that?"
"I am not left-handed!"
-The Princess Bride
"Have fun storming the castle boys!"
"Do you think it'll work?"
"It'll take a miracle!"
-Miracle Max, The Princess Bride
"Fezzick, are there rocks ahead?"
"If there are, we'll all be dead!"
"NO MORE RHYMING! I MEAN IT!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"
"MAWAGE! MAWAGE IS WHAT BRINGS US TOGETHUR TODAY. MAWAGE, THAT BWESSED AWANGEMENT! THAT DWEAM WIVIN A DWEAM!"
The Princess Bride
"AND WUVE, TWUE WUVE SHALL FOLLOW YOU FOREVER..."
"Hello! my name is inigo montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The first is never get involved with a land war in asia. But only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! ahhhaaahhaaahh—
