"Doorbuster special- Salvation free"
"A free thinker is Satan's slave"
"You give God the credit, now give God the cash."
"Prayer. The best Wireless connection."
"If evolution were true, Mothers would have 3 arms."
"Cars are not the only thing recalled by their maker."
"Satan, the fat lady is about to sing"
"Jesus will keep you cool and out of the heat!"
"Life is God's gift to us, what we do with it is our gift to God."
"God is working, don't slap his hand away!"
"Read the Bible, scare the hell out of yourself."
"Swallowing pride will never give you indigestion."
"Those who walk with God always reach their destination."
"Try God if you don't like him the devil will take you back."
"Increase your face value- smile!"
"How will you spend your eternity- smoking or non-smoking?"
"Come in and let us prepare you for your finals."
"Don't let worries kill you, let the church help."
"Does life stink? We have a pew for you!"
"Many who seek God at the eleventh hour die at 10:30"
