Said by Eoin Colfer while on tour in Austin, Texas.

While looking at a plate filled with Texan style BBQ.

"I'm going to eat this and then drop dead of a heart attack."

"If I ever have to leave Ireland I'm going to live here, in Texas. Buy me a Starbucks and settle down and raise a bunch of little cowboys and cowgirls. Everyone's very tall though. I think they eat a lot of steak so I feel permenately like I'm five years old looking up at these massive big twelve year olds. So I might have to get shin extensions if I do come to live here."