The teacher was doing a statistics problem which involved everyone listing the number of dogs/cats that they have ever owned.
Girl: "None."
Teacher: "Nine!" *gives surprised look"
Girl: "No, none."
Teacher: "None?!"
Girl: "Yeah..."
Teacher: "You mean you've NEVER owned a dog or cat before?"
Girl: *nods head*
Random Guy behind me: "You can take me home and feed me. My meal plan's about to run out."

OMG!!!! O_o

Teacher: "You?"
Guy: "47."
Teacher: "No, come on now."
Guy's friend: "He counts all his rolly-pollys."

LMAO!!!!! XD